Life is hard
And so am I
You'd better give me something
So I don't die
Novocaine for the soul
Before I sputter out
Life is white
And I am black
Jesus and his lawyer
Are coming back
Oh, my darling
Will you be here
Before I sputter out
Guess whose living here
With the great undead
This paint-by-numbers life
Is fucking with my head
Once again
Life is good
And I feel great
'cause mother says I was
A great mistake
Novocaine for the soul
You'd better give me something
To fill the hole
Before I sputter out